I have pretty much decided that it is going to be tough to keep this blog on the cheerful side. There is just so much to be cynical about.
Now that the snow is gone we have been having people soliciting door to door. Included in these poor soles who will never get my money is a girl from Verizon who let our dog out when she opened the screen door. She then proceeded to try to sell me verizon internet services and didn't seem to realize that I should be helping my wife chase our dog. If anyone reading this is a door to door sales person. Please don't continue to try to sell stuff once the customer's dog has run away. Not going to do you a whole lot of good.
On top of that, we often get people from ADT security try to sign up back up for service. Not even sure why they exist in this part of the county because I don't think anyone even locks their doors around here. Well I have this old "Protected by ADT" sign in our front yard from the previous owners and it seems to have been constantly suffering damage until it finally was broken in half. I am convinced that the ADT people were destroying it. Very conniving if you ask me.
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
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3 comments:
They could always break into the house, let Sam out, and take Julie's new rotary cutter. That would probably convine you that you need them. :D
brian, i loved how there was a confession of cynicism and change of mission for this blog. hysterical. :)
~shar
ewww...door to door people, they don't sound fun at all.
Oh, and when can I get your Organic Chem book?
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